I tend to consider myself a fairly tolerant individual. I am willing to put up with a great deal in a person before I pass judgement on them. That being said, while I have not spent a great deal of time with Delilah DuMort I must confess to a wholehearted belief that she is a complete idiot.

Most people who exhibit ridiculous or silly behaviours do so on a part-time or short-term basis. They do one thing or two things that are very silly indeed, and otherwise proceed with their lives in a normal manner.

DuMort seems incapable of doing anything that is neither silly nor selfish. I have worked with egotistical and narcissistic personalities before, and DuMort is neither of these. She is, however, profoundly self-centred in such a way that I find rather remarkable. It is not that she places herself before others so much as she is unaware that there are others in the room, much less being capable of recognising that those other people might have opinions or emotions that are not reflective of her own.

On top of this, I would defy anyone to find a mature woman quite so incapable of doing anything except following instructions, and that she does badly. Only the plainest sort of language is capable of being followed, and that is often skewed by a belief system which I cannot even begin to fathom. I think I am probably the better for it – and this is an opinion that I share with even Ritter and Stone, with whom I seem to have shared a rare ‘bonding moment’ when DuMort attempted to make my computer function. I will not be letting her near it again.

– VKB Angell